Sunday, July 16, 2006

BIG TV QUIZ

OK it's not all that BIG, but let's not quibble over length
Leave your guesses in the comments - and when I get around to it, I'll post the answers. And for the love of Aaron Spelling - try to not Google or IMDB for answers - it's not very cricket, ya know? : )~

1. "I feel like I swallowed a hot mitten"


2. "I'm OUT!"


3. "I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode. I think it was called, "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down." "


4. "Hi, I'd like a Cheeseburger, please, a large fries and a Cosmopolitan"


5. "I didn't swear. GD. The first word is God. How can that be a swear word? It's the most popular word in the bible. The second word, damn, that's a perfectly good word, you hear it all the time, like they dam the river to keep it from flooding it. And you read in the Bible that some guy was damned for cheating or stealing or having sex in the family. And who damned him? Who else? God. God damned him. Edith, beautiful words right out of the Bible."


6. "I love it here. You can sing as loud as you want. That dude wails away on the organ. That dude up there tells stories. It's almost a religious experience!"


7. "...do you have any idea what happens to a butter-based frosting after sitting 60 years in a poorly ventilated English basement? I have a feeling that what you are about to go through is punishment enough. Dismissed!"

8. "I'm having a good ass day"


9. "Hey, you know, I have had it with you guys and your "cancer" and your "emphysema" and your "heart disease." The bottom line is smoking is cool and you know it."

6 comments:

Eowyn said...

Don't know any. Like # 8! Are these from your own memory?

MaryKay said...

Umm, 1, 2, 7 and 8 are, yes. The rest I found and thought they were fun.

Come on, give 'em a try!

Anonymous said...

Sorry, Mary. I'm a little slow to this.

#1 no idea
#2 Seinfeld
#3 Simpsons
#4 No clue
#5 I'd guess All in the Family
#6 No idea
#7 I wanna say Seinfeld again. THat or Malcolm in the Middle
Don't know # 8 and # 9 sounds familiar but I can't place it.

-mat brewster

Aaron Fleming said...

3. Simpsons
7. Seinfeld

...I don't watch much TV...oh and -

2. Seinfeld (I copied Brewster, but on seeing his answer all the memories of the contest flooded back to me. If he's correct that is).

Mark Saleski said...

aside from the obvious seinfeld "I'm Out!"...i have no other answers.

i used to watch a ton of tv...i think it rotted my brain so that i can no longer remember any of it.

Duke De Mondo said...

the only one i know is the "Bus That Couldn't Slow Down" business from THe Simpsons. good lord i suck!