1. “Run Shadowfax. Show us the meaning of haste”
2. "She's so sexy. Look at her body language. All verbs!"
3. "You know, one of these days, you might want to consider sitting down with someone. You know, have a little share time? Get in touch with your inner child? Also, you just might want to consider blinking once in a while."
4. "Franks and Beans! Franks and Beans!"
5. "Oh, no no no no. Dead broad OFF the table!"
6. "Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!"
7. "Welcome to Earth!"
8. "They all have husbands and wives and children and houses and dogs, and, you know, they've all made themselves a part of something and they can talk about what they do. What am I gonna say? "I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How've you been?"
9. "And that's what she is, the Queen of Refuse. So bow down to her if you want, bow to her. Bow to the Queen of Slime, the Queen of Filth, the Queen of Putrescence. Boo. Boo. Rubbish. Filth. Slime. Muck. Boo. Boo. Boo."
10. "If I'm curt with you, it's because time is a factor here. I think fast, I talk fast, and I need you guys to act fast if you want to get out of this. So, pretty please, with sugar on top, clean the fucking car."