Friday, January 27, 2006


1. “Run Shadowfax. Show us the meaning of haste”

2. "She's so sexy. Look at her body language. All verbs!"

3. "You know, one of these days, you might want to consider sitting down with someone. You know, have a little share time? Get in touch with your inner child? Also, you just might want to consider blinking once in a while."

4. "Franks and Beans! Franks and Beans!"

5. "Oh, no no no no. Dead broad OFF the table!"

6. "Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!"

7. "Welcome to Earth!"

8. "They all have husbands and wives and children and houses and dogs, and, you know, they've all made themselves a part of something and they can talk about what they do. What am I gonna say? "I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How've you been?"

9. "And that's what she is, the Queen of Refuse. So bow down to her if you want, bow to her. Bow to the Queen of Slime, the Queen of Filth, the Queen of Putrescence. Boo. Boo. Rubbish. Filth. Slime. Muck. Boo. Boo. Boo."

10. "If I'm curt with you, it's because time is a factor here. I think fast, I talk fast, and I need you guys to act fast if you want to get out of this. So, pretty please, with sugar on top, clean the fucking car."


Eowyn said...

Excellent quotes, Mary! Very funny. Of course I know who said the first one, and will mull over the others, or search them out.

Eowyn said...

So, "Run, Shadowfax" was said by the magnificent Gandalf in the third LOTR trilogy, I believe, Return of the King. Being from the realm of Middle Earth myself, I really don't know any of the others off-hand, but am willing to do some research since no one else has stepped up with the answers.

Eowyn said...

Oh, yeah, "Oh, no no no no. Dead broad off the table!" - Shrek! Snow White on the table! Way funny!

MaryKay said...

You're doing good so far, Eowyn, keep it up!

Eowyn said...

Thanks, Mary Kay. Good thing there's no deadline!

"Welcome to earth", definitely with attitude, Independence Day

"I feel like I'm taking crazy pills" Zoolander (never saw it, more's the pity)

"The Queen of Refuse" quote I DO remember, from the Princess Bride. Now that is a funny movie, and Carol Kane is a FUNNY woman.

Did you ever post the answers from the last quiz?